Title: THINK FAST JIN!
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: KAT-TUN; Jrock
Pairing: Various Jrock/Jin pairings, Pikame, Akame
Summary: In which the headliners in the morning reveal a somewhat surprising sort of truth, Kame realizes that Miyavi is a guy, Jin is mistaken for one of Miyavi's dancing women, and Kame is unexpectedly let off the hook when Ueda catches Gackt and Jin making out? Also, there is Akame love, finally! But not necessarily in that order.
A/N: This is complete and utter crack, so please don't take it very seriously.
Also, this was supposed to be a sort of companion fic to the LIES! ALL LIES!! trilogy where it chronicles the next day from Jin's perspective. ....so I don't know how the Pikame took over. Alas, alack. But it all comes back to the Akame love. <3 Sort of.
LIES! ALL LIES!
Part OnePart TwoPart Three(
And the Kame torture continues, the Jin torture commences, and Ueda still doesn't get to make out with Gackt even though 1/3 of his band does. XD )
THE END! NO SERIOUSLY! Thank you all for the encouragement, and all the nice comments, but that's it for the Jrock/KAT-TUN crack. (Does anyone really want to read a Yamapi centered "worst day ever"?) Anyways, stay tuned for more crack, forthcoming, of a slightly different nature!
And in case anyone was curious, the video that Miyavi was filming is
Senor, Senora, Senorita. Jin is supposed to be the lady with the flowy red skirt. XD.
Crossposted everywhere, sorry for spamming. ^^;