Title: LIES! ALL LIES!
Fandom: KAT-TUN; Jrock
Pairing: Various Jrock/Kame pairings, Pikame, implied Akame
Summary: Kame's having a really bad day, in which everyone mistakes him for a girl, Jin is confused and NOT! jealous, Yamapi tries to help out but makes things worse, and Ueda really really wants to kill Kame.
A/N: This is complete and utter crack, so please don't take it very seriously.Part One
( Why being an idol was a more dangerous profession than it seems.
A Possible Scenario of What Might Happen Next But Probably Not:
Jin: GODDAMNIT YOU SWORE YOU'D SAVE YOUR LIPS FOR ME ONLY! MEMEMEME!
Ueda: Oh, for the love of Gackt, Jin, who the hell says no to GACKT? *eyes narrow* That said, Kame...... you should have said no.......... things are going to be a bit more painful for you in the future.........
Kame: I hate life. ;_;
Maru: Who's Gackt again?
Junno: Is she the girl who's in the drama with Kame again?
Koki: You two are awful! He's that........ um......... well, I know it's a he, and Ueda has a necklace from him and he made us listen to his music and it was all warbly and shit and I tried to block it out....... damnit.
Continued for all the lovely commentators of the first part! XD. Crack is...er...good for the soul?
Crossposted all over the bored; sorry for the spam!